Cette Instagrameuse vous suggère de vous faire bronzer le péteux | Le Sac de chips
/unbelievable

Cette Instagrameuse vous suggère de vous faire bronzer le péteux

Image principale de l'article Une influenceuse recommande le bronzage de l'anus
Instagram Metaphysical Meagan

Une jeune femme connue dans le monde d’Instagram sous le vocable de Metaphysical Meagan fait parler d’elle, ces jours-ci, en raison d’une étrange pratique. 

Metaphysical Meagan se décrit, sur le réseau social, comme une guérisseuse. 

 

Elle se dit aussi adepte du tantrisme. 

 

Et elle est apparemment haltérophile. 

 

Dans le fond, elle a plein de passions ésotériques bizarres (du genre, «portez des bijoux pour vous protéger des radiations électromagnétiques émises par les routeurs WiFi»), mais c’est une fille souriante, en forme et remplie de bonne volonté. 

Voyez par vous-mêmes! 

 

 

Voir cette publication sur Instagram

🙋🏼‍♀️Who am I?🙋🏼‍♀️ I thought I would introduce myself to those of you who are new here to my page. Welcome to my tribe! 🧜🏼‍♀️The current avatar my soul has chosen to embody in this physical form is Meagan. I have been playing the role of a Healer for the past 6+ years as a Licensed Massage Therapist. I am super passionate about leading others back to the innate healing power of their human technology that is the physical body. 🧜🏼‍♀️ I channel healing energy through my hands in the form of Reiki & Sekhem energy healing. (An ancient Egyptian healing modality𓂀) 🧜🏼‍♀️You may have found me through a recent post about perenium sunning or my posts on Sexual Energy. Someone asked me, “Are you a nudist & are you Sexual?” The answer to this is WE ALL ARE. Every single thing in existence is the result of sexual energy. 🐍 #KundaliniRising 🧜🏼‍♀️I have stepped into my own embodiment of cultivating my life force energy (which is our sexual energy)& I am on a mission to EMPOWER others to reclaim & reconnect with the creative force of sexual energy. This is our POWER!🔥⚡️🧡 🧜🏼‍♀️I practice Tantra & the Tantric Arts. Lately, I’ve felt a strong pull to teach others these transformative and alchemical practices.🌹 🧜🏼‍♀️ I have figured out how to reverse age my physical body & I am here to guide others into embodying this as well.🧬 🧜🏼‍♀️I have experienced the healing magic that regular communion with nature offers us, so I advocate for returning to nature. 🧜🏼‍♀️I share the wisdom I innerstand & have embodied through my own Nutrition journey. Eating food sourced from mother Gaïa helps us fuel our physical bodies most optimally & activates our Light Bodies to hold the most light within these vessels.🌈🌱 🧜🏼‍♀️My spiritual awakening began in late 2012 & I have been through darkness to embody the purity of light within me. 🌈 🧜🏼‍♀️EMBODIMENT is supreme above all else. I have first embodied & experienced everything I share & teach. I have done the inner work. I have healed myself first & foremost. My ultimate intention is to be of service to humanity for the highest good of all. • 🧬May my existence lead you back to the remembrance of the Divinity WITHIN. 🧬#RememberYourDivinity

Une publication partagée par 𓂀 𓋹 Metaphysical Meagan 𓋹 𓂀 (@metaphysicalmeagan) le

 

Voir cette publication sur Instagram

☀️Perineum Sunning PART 2☀️ 🍑I was recently interviewed for an article on this, so I thought I’d share more: Perineum sunning is an ancient Taoist practice that originated in the Far East. In Taoism, the perenium or Hui Yin is called the “Gate of Life and Death.” This is a gateway where energy enters & exits the body. I first learned about perineum sunning through my studies of Taoism and Tantric practices. Mantak Chia speaks about this in his work, as does my friend @ra_of_earth . 🍑The benefits of perineum sunning include: 🌞 •It brings in prana or solar energy from the sun into the organs within the body which strengthens the organs. 🌞 •Perineum sunning prevents against the leakage of chi or life force energy from the body. This in turn sustains health & longevity of the physical body. •Increases creativity and creative output. •Aids in a healthy libido & balanced sexual energy. •30 seconds of sunlight on the perineum is equivalent to being in the sun all day with your clothes on. •It regulates the circadian rhythm and promotes deeper sleep. •Grounds and connects you to the Earth. •Increases your personal magnetism and amplifies the auric field. •Better focus & mental stimulation. •Regulates hormone function in the sex organs. ⚡️ 🍑My experience with perineum sunning has been profound. I have been practicing this for a few months now. I start my day with 5 minutes of perineum sunning & feel energized for hours. I no longer rely on coffee for energy to start my day because I am getting my energy from the sun. I also am experiencing better sleep and require less sleep due to boost of overall energy. • 🍑I would highly recommend this to anyone who is seeking optimal health & wellness and to those looking to connect with their sexual energy in a balanced way. • 🍑The main advice I have that this practice is meant to be done in the time of 30 seconds to 5 minutes MAX in the sun. 🌞 •‼️‼️THE INTENTION OF THIS IS NOT TO TAN YOUR BUTTHOLE‼️‼️ • 🌞 Sunscreen is not required & all you really need is 30 seconds of sun exposure. The ideal hours of the day to do this are between 7-9 am. #ButtholeSunning #SexualHealing #TaoistPractices

Une publication partagée par 𓂀 𓋹 Metaphysical Meagan 𓋹 𓂀 (@metaphysicalmeagan) le

 

 

PARDON??!?!?!??! 

Revenons un instant sur l’avant-dernière photo. Celle-là: 

Voir cette publication sur Instagram

☀️Perineum Sunning PART 2☀️ 🍑I was recently interviewed for an article on this, so I thought I’d share more: Perineum sunning is an ancient Taoist practice that originated in the Far East. In Taoism, the perenium or Hui Yin is called the “Gate of Life and Death.” This is a gateway where energy enters & exits the body. I first learned about perineum sunning through my studies of Taoism and Tantric practices. Mantak Chia speaks about this in his work, as does my friend @ra_of_earth . 🍑The benefits of perineum sunning include: 🌞 •It brings in prana or solar energy from the sun into the organs within the body which strengthens the organs. 🌞 •Perineum sunning prevents against the leakage of chi or life force energy from the body. This in turn sustains health & longevity of the physical body. •Increases creativity and creative output. •Aids in a healthy libido & balanced sexual energy. •30 seconds of sunlight on the perineum is equivalent to being in the sun all day with your clothes on. •It regulates the circadian rhythm and promotes deeper sleep. •Grounds and connects you to the Earth. •Increases your personal magnetism and amplifies the auric field. •Better focus & mental stimulation. •Regulates hormone function in the sex organs. ⚡️ 🍑My experience with perineum sunning has been profound. I have been practicing this for a few months now. I start my day with 5 minutes of perineum sunning & feel energized for hours. I no longer rely on coffee for energy to start my day because I am getting my energy from the sun. I also am experiencing better sleep and require less sleep due to boost of overall energy. • 🍑I would highly recommend this to anyone who is seeking optimal health & wellness and to those looking to connect with their sexual energy in a balanced way. • 🍑The main advice I have that this practice is meant to be done in the time of 30 seconds to 5 minutes MAX in the sun. 🌞 •‼️‼️THE INTENTION OF THIS IS NOT TO TAN YOUR BUTTHOLE‼️‼️ • 🌞 Sunscreen is not required & all you really need is 30 seconds of sun exposure. The ideal hours of the day to do this are between 7-9 am. #ButtholeSunning #SexualHealing #TaoistPractices

Une publication partagée par 𓂀 𓋹 Metaphysical Meagan 𓋹 𓂀 (@metaphysicalmeagan) le

 

Wo menute! 

Metaphysical Meagan est clairement en train d’illuminer ce lieu où, en théorie, il fait toujours noir. 

EMOJI DE SOLEIL! 

Lisons un peu ce que l’adepte du bronzage anal a à dire sur sa fascinante méthode d’épanouissement corporel. 

Bon, premièrement, elle spécifie dans la légende de sa photo qu’il ne s’agit pas de «bronzage anal», mais bien d’«ensoleillement périnéal». 

OK, ça c’est réglé. 

 

Ensuite, elle nous éduque sur les origines de la luminothérapie du postérieur. 

L’«ensoleillement périnéal» serait une pratique taoïste ancienne originaire de l’Extrême-Orient. 

Selon les croyances du taoïsme, le périnée (ou Hui Yin) serait «la Porte de la Vie et de la Mort», et serait une passerelle d’échange dans laquelle l’énergie entrerait et sortirait du corps. 

Voir cette publication sur Instagram

👑I reclaim my INNOCENCE👑 • 🌹Our sexuality is the most playful and innocent part of ourselves!🌹 • 👑We are all offspring of the most high. We are all Sacred beings. We are all children of mother/father god & The Universe.👑 • Unfortunately, our sexuality has been distorted and manipulated to keep us in a state of control, disempowerment, and shame. There is so much programming and shame around our sexuality and our experience of pleasure. • 🌹If we can remember & reconnect with our experience as children- we remember and see how children so purely radiate their sexual energy with such innocence. What was our relation to our sexual energy before we were programmed & before our understanding of it was distorted?🌹 • • ‼️👑The antidote to shame is the reclaimation of our pure INNOCENCE!👑‼️ • • 🌹One of the reasons we chose to take on these bodies was so we could experience EXTRAORDINARY BLISS.🌹 • 👑Bliss and pleasure are our Divine BIRTHRIGHT.👑 • 🌹Our sexuality is sacred. It is the gateway to superconsciousness and our Divinity.🌹 • 👑Sex, along with harnessing & cultivating our sexual energy in a balanced way, is as close to ourselves as we can get.👑 • • 🌹Reclaim your innocence, your utter bliss and pleasure... for this is your Divine essence & birthright.🌹 • 👑Home is returning to our innocence.👑 • • #RememberYourDivinity #SexualHealing #SacredSexuality #ComingHomeToYourBody

Une publication partagée par 𓂀 𓋹 Metaphysical Meagan 𓋹 𓂀 (@metaphysicalmeagan) le

 

Metaphysical Meagan énumère ensuite les bienfaits de l’«ensoleillement périnéal» pour le corps humain. 

Il y en a beaucoup, alors on va vous résumer ça:   

  • Ça amène de l’énergie solaire dans vos organes, pis ça c’est bon. 
  • Ça empêche le chi de fuir votre corps, donc vous aller rester en santé, pis ça c’est bon. 
  • Ça augmente la créativité, pis ça c’est bon. 
  • Ça aide à balancer l’énergie sexuelle, pis ça c’est bon. 
  • 30 secondes d’anus au soleil équivaut à une journée au soleil tout habillé, pis ça c’est bon. 
  • Ça régule le rythme circadien, pis ça c’est bon. 
  • Ça vous connecte à la Terre, pis ça c’est bon.  

Etc, etc, etc... Il n’y apparemment que des côtés positifs et c’est pourquoi, nous aussi, au Sac de Chips, on a envie de vous le conseiller. 

Mais attention! Pas plus de 5 minutes à la fois! 

Et n’oubliez pas de mettre de la crème solaire, sinon vous allez avoir la rondelle au vif... 

À voir aussi sur le Sac de Chips: 

Sur le même sujet

À lire aussi

Et encore plus